Corrupt a Wish

In this game we will all play genies that can grant wishes, the only thing is that all our wishes kind of turn out twisted. So a person makes a wish, you grant it (and corrupt it, of course) and then you yourself make a wish! Example:

Poster #1
I wish the world was peaceful!

Poster #2
Granted! But the world became dull and boring, so you commit suicide to have some fun! I wish I wasn't a genie.



Get it? I'll start!


I wish I had a kitty cat!

Granted! But once you get the kitty it ruins you're house and starts a wild house party with a bunch of alley cats.

I wish I had a big TV!

Granted! But turns out in this day in age your "big tv" is very much outdated and ultimately... trash!

I wish I had great legs.

Wish Granted! Your legs are now the size of the state of Rhode Island.

I wish I could fly!

Wish Granted! You now fly every time you sneeze!

I wish I had all the money in the world~ *singsingsing*

Wish Granted! The world's governments are now hunting for the worlds most ingenious master criminal. Better lay low.

I wish I could swim like a fish!

Wish Granted! You die in 4 minutes and 32 seconds from lack of oxygen.

I wish I could eat what I crave.

Granted! All you get to eat for the rest of eternity is unlimited supply of... Fire? I guess you were craving something hot!

I wish for a dog!